Rumors about Missy?

June 12th, 2010 | Filed Under: MissyMoonBat - The Odd Empire - Threats

What’s this I hear about Missy starting legal action against Odd? I heard this from a normally trustworthy source but I cant find any way to confirm it.

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13 Responses to “Rumors about Missy?”

by The Odd Emperor on June 12th, 2010 16:31

We haven’t gotten anything yet. Missy-Moonbat and I had a bit of an email spat a few weeks ago where she threatened to send somebody named “Sue” after me. I alerted the Hounds of Hell, being the crack law firm of Labrusky, Skinflint, Shyster, and his larger brother Leo, but there was nothing going on I think they went back to sleep or something. We’ve been taking it easy on Missy-Moonbat due to a request from a friend of ours. She’s been so silent on the web I thought we’d seen the end of her (and that in itself is a scary thought!) Let me know if you hear anything!
by Missy Fan on June 13th, 2010 00:54

Missy hasn’t maintained complete radio silence; she absolutely needs an audience, even an unresponsive one. I can tell you at which publicly available message board she’s been lurking…but wait! Aren’t I you? You must already know, then.

They call me Bond.
by The Odd Emperor on June 13th, 2010 10:08

Aparently my right hand doesn’t know what my left hand is doing. That’s the way it is when you are a multiple-ego pan-net-workable entity.
by Count Olaf on June 13th, 2010 11:06

*scratches head* I thought I was Bond?

At least Rick does know what his left hand is doing. That’s the hand he uses to perfect his puppeteering skills.
by markyallow on June 13th, 2010 11:36

Wait wait wait just one toot’n second I thought I was Bond!
by The Mystery Machine on June 14th, 2010 17:09

Nuh-uh,all y’all got it wrong. I’M Bond!
I’ve been wondering where’s Missy’s been this past while. Oh how I miss her Silly Ramblings.
by MrMann on June 15th, 2010 14:32

Bond reporting in here.
Our NM operatives indicate that Project MoonBat is on schedule. Subject has removed most publicly visible internet evidences and stuffs like thats, and has moved most attention hoarding efforts to local, in-person efforts. Unfortunately, her actions and statements have received a less-than-stellar response from the public, as her attitude has been called “whiny” and “unbelieveably far fetched and paranoid.” Our own agents in the Albeekerkeeee area have been enjoying the time off, as they have not had to personally respond to so much as a single statement from her. She speaks fully for herself, and is viewed as “the crazy woman with the cats.”
Bond (#846) has reported that MoonBat DID have a brief conversation at the local Albeekerkeeee NM Historical Society with a woman who used to live next door to a guy who once rode a bus and sat next to a lady whose best friend once dormed at college with a girl who was majoring in pre-law, who advised MoonBat to seek legal counsel in the matters involving the Empire of the Odd, and the refusal of the Empire’s executive committee to worship her as the ultimate heir to all things BTK.
At last report, MoonBat was reported to be half done consuming the teen male child of a non-believer, and was preparing to vacate the premises of the historical society building in search of a real internet attorney to seek free advice on the Empire of the Odd matter, as well as blood, to wash down the last of the teenaged non-believer she had consumed at the Historical Society meeting.
More news when it becomes available.
Bond out.
by MrMann on June 15th, 2010 14:38

p.s. Please keep ALL of this in the strictest of confidence. As with ALL activities “Bond,” secrecy is of utmost importance.

We do NOT want her to know that we are on to her.

Thank you.
by Missy Fan on June 15th, 2010 23:18

I recently received a report from the Tea Party operative (Bond) that Missy is planning a big Tea Party on July 4th. Since Missy truly believes Tea Parties are really just that (parties at which to serve/force people to buy Tea and Homemade Goodies), infiltration of said function will be a simple matter. Bond reports that, based on Missy’s previous attempts at street sales/entertainment, covert observation will be a simple matter of mingling with the hoards of people trying to cross the street to remove themselves from Missy’s strident presence. Bond, Bond, Bond, and Bond are to rendezvous in the parking lot of the Post Office, a.k.a. headquarters of the local cell, for further instructions.

They call me Bond.
by markyallow on June 16th, 2010 09:48
by The Mystery Machine on June 16th, 2010 20:46

Well I’ll be dipped. There’s currently an advertisement on the top of this page for ‘Stylish Tea Party Favors and Gifts’. The perfect one stop shop for BTK tea time whimsy and whatnots is my guess. I will choose for her something fabulous that has a moderate resale value,should times become tough again and she opts to sell it.
This can only be Fate! A nudge from beyond if you will. From my FrenchCanadianWelshIrishPlusAWeeBitONative lineage ForefathersCousinsChildrenSiblings and Uncles….colour me awestruck.
To my daily responsibilities I say poppycock,I will board an aircraft postehaste. I’ll be the one with the fun and flirty parasol.
Many thanks Bond comrades,and here I thought I fell out of the loop.
Bond #709 out.
by The Mystery Machine on June 16th, 2010 21:02

Wait a cotton pickin’ minute…..
how did she know that some of us like tea? Is she stalking us?? I could swear I looked out my front window the other day and saw a woman walking by. I looked at her then she looked at me then I looked at her then she looked at me then she looked away then I couldn’t see her anymore because of the huge lilac bush that’s near where my bedroom window is so that people can’t look in… It’s all making sense now. I just may have to contact my local Sheriff next Thursday.
I don’t know,I smell a roundup,perhaps an ambush. Calling ALL Bond operatives,please use extra vigilance on this mission.
Bond #709 out.
by Missy Fan on June 17th, 2010 22:46

I will light the Bondsignal…up, up, and AWAY!