So I was going to post the latest deluded musings from Lord Mooch. But I can’t in good conscience waste as much of your time reading it as I did so here’s the nutshell version:

~Dick is very tired from doing nothing so he’s been resting up to do nothing some more,serious.

~He’s of course been sick so he’s barely been able to eat the arm’s length long list of foods he details yet can’t possibly afford. Dick,we all know you’re Lord Ramen noodles/Chicken weiners so stop it already. Nobody cares. Serious.

~Here he attempts (again) to brag about all the stuff Tamster buys for him and does for him. Do check out his latest ’sexy’ shots of her,they’re a can’t miss serious!

~Watched movies,insert butthurt about the ex. *serious yawn*

~Says about here that he should go call his knee doctor,then blargs on for a few more paragraphs,serious!

~Invites people to more upcoming poorly executed epic-waste-o-time trips. One can write to him or Tammy because we all know it’s only him behind her Myspace and Facebook profiles. He says she’s easy to find due to all the Myspace comments he leaves for himself in her name,serious!

~Some crap about being Italian,and Tammy (of course) paying for his meal at Buca,a ‘fine Italian restaurant’. The waiter smelled like weed so Dick (Tammy) left him a 20$ tip. Serious!